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Advanced Search    ( sponsor ad | view all ads ) Current Category: HOME > PORTFOLIOS Newest portfolios: 24 hours , 1 week , 2 weeks , 3 weeks , All, Advanced Search Discipline: Writer Author Copywriter Editor Copyeditor Proofreader Public Relations Blogger Marketing Artist/Illustrator Graphic Designer Photographer Journalist Screenwriter Speaker Researcher Other Specialty: Ads Advertorials Automotive Blogging Biotechnology Broadcast Media Business Writing CD-ROM Scripts Celebrity Interviews Copyediting Copywriting Corporate Direct Mail Documentaries Editing Editorial Education Entertainment Fashion Fiction Financial Fitness Foreign Affairs Ghostwriting Grants/Proposals Graphic Design Health History HTML Humor Legal Magazine Writing Marketing Medical Multimedia Non-Fiction Online Outdoors Promotional Materials Public Relations Real Estate Reporting Research Science Speechwriting Sports Technical Writing Technology Television Travel Video Scripts Web Sites Workplace Issues Other Portfolio No. 2093 Updated on: 12/12/09 Viewed: 716 times Writer Who Feels There Is Nothing Funny About Humor Mike Calahan, Writer E-mail: calahankutha Mike Calahan Los Gatos, CA 95032 United States MapQuest This Address Phone: Fax: Visit my WEBSITE View Mike 's other portfolios Rate this Freelancer View comments/ratings Mike Calahan has 5-7 years of experience. Primary Specialty is Humor, with specialties in Copywriting and Non-Fiction. Mike usually charges per word. Hourly rate is typically $ ( Not revealed ) per hour. Contact This Freelancer Tell-A-Friend Add To My Favorites Print This Page A special message from Mike ... To quote Sullivan's Travels, "There's something to be said for making people laugh. You know that's all that some people have? It isn't much, but its better than nothing in this cock-eyed caravan." * I am a freelance writer with humorous leanings living in Los Gatos, CA in a crooked house with my straight wife. * My inspirations range from Larry Gelbart, James Thurber and Robert Benchley to Preston Sturges and Groucho Marx (a tattoo of whom adorns my left arm). * My experience ranges from writer to that of acquisitions editor for start-up magazine. I enjoy the satisfaction of a finished product, regardless of the job. * I am incredibly affable, easy to work with, charming, loyal and can be counted on to drive a getaway car. Experience Clients Pompadour Pictures * ArnoCorps * UC Santa Cruz * Doglovers Wine Club * Carivintas Winery * Demand Media * Emmet Labs * Racy Lady * Cultured Being * myhi.com * Dr. Strange Apps * Stophunters.com Publications Metro Santa Cruz * North Bay Bohemian * Ape Culture * Johnny America * Backhand Stories * Absolute Write * Farmhouse Magazine * Alchemy Review * The Good Times * The Wonder Boy Review * Metro Silicon Valley * Santa Clara Weekly * May I Squeeze Your Butt? * Forces Of Geek * The Short Humour Site Special Skills Whether it's a creative bio, copy done with a wink or even a clever ransom note, I am always finding the humor in any situation and bringing it out for the reader. Great deal of knowledge of American history, pop culture from 1920's and up, well versed in an array of musical genres and self-proclaimed know-it-all film geek regarding cinema. Other skills not mentioned are private and might get me in trouble with my wife upon public demonstration. Additional Services - Satire - Wedding speeches - Toastmaster events - Pickup lines (make a good first impression on him or her or both ) - Public Speaking - Class assignment - Criminal confession statements - Letters to Playboy - Newsletter entries - Dear John notes (break the ice and break his heart ) - And MORE Testimonials "Please, hire him for something. He owes me money." -- Mike's mom. * * * “No more submissions ” --The New Yorker * * * “If this is the pool of talent from which we have to choose nowadays, then I'm going into real estate." --J.E., Penguin Press Contact This Freelancer Tell-A-Friend Add To My Favorites Print This Page Samples Me click-to-zoom Me, again click-to-zoom An adorable polar bear cub click-to-zoom An old ad for a 1978 Wagon click-to-zoom Bacon click-to-zoom Story Of Disillusionment During My First Trip To Disneyland tiny.cc/K61FZ Humor Piece About Internet Spam tiny.cc/i9TRS Dining Review of 7-11 tiny.cc/3uYSK Essay On Why I Write shrinkify.com/rpk Contact This Freelancer Tell-A-Friend Add To My Favorites Print This Page Contact Info. Mike Calahan, Writer E-mail: calahankutha Mike Calahan Los Gatos, CA 95032 United States MapQuest This Address Phone: Fax: Visit my WEBSITE View Mike 's other portfolios Rate this Freelancer View comments/ratings Although not a member of the WGA, neither am I a member of the KKK or the NRA, so I think that balances me out pretty well. ~ Mike Calahan, Writer Contact This Freelancer Tell-A-Friend Add To My Favorites Print This Page Portfolio No. 2093 Updated on: 12/12/09 Viewed: 716 times Newest portfolios: 24 hours , 1 week , 2 weeks , 3 weeks , All, Advanced Search All Categories PORTFOLIOS all fields title only description only First name last name business name discipline yrs of exp. primary specialty second specialty third specialty charge by hourly rate sample #1 sample #2 sample #3 sample #4 ADVANCED SEARCH Discipline: Writer Author Copywriter Editor Copyeditor Proofreader Public Relations Blogger Marketing Artist/Illustrator Graphic Designer Photographer Journalist Screenwriter Speaker Researcher Other Specialty: Ads Advertorials Automotive Blogging Biotechnology Broadcast Media Business Writing CD-ROM Scripts Celebrity Interviews Copyediting Copywriting Corporate Direct Mail Documentaries Editing Editorial Education Entertainment Fashion Fiction Financial Fitness Foreign Affairs Ghostwriting Grants/Proposals Graphic Design Health History HTML Humor Legal Magazine Writing Marketing Medical Multimedia Non-Fiction Online Outdoors Promotional Materials Public Relations Real Estate Reporting Research Science Speechwriting Sports Technical Writing Technology Television Travel Video Scripts Web Sites Workplace Issues Other ( Go to Top of Page ) Find thousands of freelance writing and editing jobs...fresh jobs daily. 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