I feel the previous categories sum up what I can offer. There is little to ad in terms of credentials or just how wonderful I am, but an account of my tone is definitely in order.

You may have noticed that I switch from sounding "professonal" to basically so informal the flip-flops jump off the screen.

The sporadic sass-mouth is to illustrate that while I'm available for more journalistic/formal assignments, a degree of comic wit do not escape me should the need arise. And no, I won't transpose one style onto the other in a given project or assignment unless required to do so.