If you actually took the time to squint and read this, then you're wasting your time. I'm just filling this in because the $#%&! web site wouldn't let me proceed without writing something here. It says I'm supposed to "let my creative juices flow", which I think is a challenge, and at the same time, disgusting. Where does one store their "creative juices"? Is it anywhere near your "intuition" or your "mojo"? Can you have a "creative juice-transplant", or is that only reserved for those who are lawfully married (or at least those who have managed to borrow their old man's Buick and found a quiet spot for some awkward small-talk and a few cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon beforehand?)   Wait, what was I talking about before the close-parentheses?  I know, I know... I could just read back, but my eyes are actually rather comfy right now just looking straight ahead while I write this wonderfully-delicious filler copy. This actually might make those lazier employers who don't like to read a lot just see that I've written a large block of copy here, and think to themselves, "A-ha! Now here's a lad who had so much to say about his abilities, he had to write it in the smallest-possible font just to make it fit!" However, HE didn't read the part about me making it small just to see if I could make you squint your eyes to read it. Jeesh, how long have you spent reading this drivel? Shouldn't you be working right now and trying to make some money for the company you want to hire me for so that you can afford to pay my nice, healthy paycheck? I think I've effectively wasted at least three minutes of your time now, so I feel like if I actually stretch it out to five, you'll "grow wearisome of my insolence" and stop reading. But you'd probably only phrase it like that if you're a super-villain trying to conquer the world, and you address others as "Fool!" and "Miserable flea!"  If that's the case, please provide me with the address of your secret underground lair, and I'll show up to write your copy for your "King of the World" speech. I promise it will consist of plenty of things like "I shall deal with the likes of you later!" and "The world is finally within my clutches"!  However, you will have to insert the maniacal laughter yourself, because I'm a bit above writing "MWAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!" over and over again. Okay, we're nearing the five minute mark now, so... I don't know of any other way to end this.  Um... so long!