Hello, I am Bob D. Caterino, humorist at heart, writer at large, very large, and author of many things across this universe.  Here is where I get to write about my favorite subject, me. 

I started writing when I was twelve in 1968.  I sold my first work at the age of thirteen which made me a professional way back in the olden days.  I had two plays produced on cassette where I was writer, producer, voice over’s, sound effects and editor and sold thousands of these plays all over the try state area and for thirteen, this was never duplicated to this day.

I have made people laugh with my books, Growing ^UP^ Goomba, and The Mafia's Guide for Dummies.  I also made you scared with my books "The Last Serial Killer, and Sara. I also made you wonder with my books, The Junk in my Trunk, and the Female Guide for Sensual Living.  I have written well over ten thousand articles for many on line publications as well as many short stories on my fan base as well as other on line publications.  MSNBC printed an article I wrote about Oprah which was unfavorable towards her so it was pulled, the wimps.

I have a huge cult following which has been building with every year I write.  A cult following to me is a smaller audience then a popular following.   I am the most googled humorist on the web and I write about truths.  I am not politically correct but always tell you like it is.  Either they love me or they hate me but they always read me.

There I am in a nutshell, if interested I will give you my two hundred percent worth but if you are not interested then your loss.  I would not want to work for someone that judges without knowledge.

I have worked with deadlines but ask for a days notice in advance although had to write within an hours notice.  I will write about any subject because the world is my oyster except with the months with R’s in them.  Ok, look, writing is the easy part for me, it is all about the research and being right on the money and I never steal, I create with my own sense of style and dignity.  Thanks again for reading about me and try me, you won’t be dissatisfied for I am as original as we come.